soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

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poetic:

I can admire a female body without being sexually attracted to it. A man can admire a male body without being sexually attracted to it. When will people get this?

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aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

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thedrunkqueen:

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

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