aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

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iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

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villa-kulla:

Happy Birthday Walter White (September 7th 1959 - September 7th 2011)

ttigersjaww:

giving oral sex is better than receiving sometimes idk man

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ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

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tonystarkr:

castielthewaywardson:

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.

3D MOVIES

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socialworkgradstudents:

korythedirtyracetraitor:

longlivexxxx:

[x]

she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

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sadgurlz69:

hausofbloos:

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

😭😭😭
sadgurlz69

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO DONE

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codeinewarrior:

yes i would

codeinewarrior:

yes i would

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me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf
admiral-archers-beagle:

Uhura is havin’ none of your Bullshit Jim, past, present or future

admiral-archers-beagle:

Uhura is havin’ none of your Bullshit Jim, past, present or future

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